Life is life.

Well I am still recooperating from my small injury. It's becoming realy irratating.I feel very useless because I can't do nearly even a quarter of the things I once did. Though I do get to take oodles of medications that make me oh so happy. In the mean time I have been keeping my self busy by taking on some office work here and there, which is deffinately something different. I'm still not sure if this different is good or bad but at least I'm doing something. I have also recently taken up yoga to try and help with stretching and stuff like that. And I know what your thinking, "But Dave yoga is not the true way of the viking." But that's ok, I've gotten over that, now I'm just trying to get over the creepy candle and six armed budha thing that the instructor has. Everything else is pretty well. I'm not sure yet but I think I'm starting to get along with Leah, the troublesome and confusing girl who is running our program, which is in complete conflict with my whole ideal that women are evil. Heh I'm not sexest or anything but the math speaks for itself.

Women require time and money.
Women=time*money
We all know time is money.
time=money
So
Women=money*money=money^2
And we know money is the root of all evil
Money=evil^1/2
Therefore by substitution.
women=(evil^1/2)^2

WOMEN=EVIL

shocking isn't it.