When life hands you lemons, squirt them into your eye to remind you how much lemons suck.

Why do I always seem to receive lemons when all I really want in this life is to get anything but those stupid damn lemons (anything will do). Well going into the second week of kids camp (you know the kids camp that I was looking forward to all this time, the kids camp where I was going to have so much fun, the kids camp where I could forget about all my other problems) it seems that I can't have my cake or eat it too. instead I get into a scooter accident (which is a really sissy kind of motorbike accident) where I recieve numorous injuries, one of wich is beggining to get infected, I get a inflamed throat which means I can't talk (GIVE ME DEATH), and of course just in case my immune system isn't struggling enough, I've got a friggin fever. On top of all of that, it's just the beggining of the week and I still have to look after these kids which is way beyond my energy level. Pardon me... It's now crying time.