Steps for getting a wife.

Just like any fine process in life, there is a series of events scientificly proven to increase the probability of success. Picking a wife is no exception to this rule. First things first we must think long and hard about how to approach a possible candidate. The boy standing beside me is overcome by my dizziling intelect.



Next is to find a woman who's already dressed for the occasion. Make sure upon first meeting that you are in your finest atire. This one seems particularly lively, always a bonus.



And finally in the manliest fasion you can cart the broad off to your long awaited life together in eternal harmony.